yikes, that offense is looking pretty meager. there is no way alou will come close to the yr he had in 04. major dropoff predicted.
your pitching is godlike though, your going to have to trade sheets for a superslugger if you want to even try to compete though.
Vaughn: What's that sh*t on your chest?
Harris: Crisco, Bardol, Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball.
Crisco Bardol Vagisil