Subject: No more Excuses
It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife were
the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress -
sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As
walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large,
gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the
and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunted and pounded his
with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He
that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and
wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more
excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband
that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She
and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This
drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips. Then
husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her
with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now, tell HIM you have a headache."