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Postby TheRock » Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:47 pm

This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her
husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her
husband to be buried in a dark blue suit.

He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black
suit that he's wearing?"

But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank
check to buy one.

When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the
coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the
director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost.

He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing
happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in,
this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the
same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her
husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with
her. So... I switched the heads.
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Postby Pacman » Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:49 pm

That was exceptional. ;-D

That punchline literally hit me like a left-hook... I didn't see it coming. Actually laughed out loud.

Nice job.
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Postby KPucks » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:24 pm

:-P Gross
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Postby Rico The Retard » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:35 pm

lmao that was a good one ;-D

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Postby kentx12 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:06 pm

Nice.. ;-D
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Postby blankman » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:10 pm

I didn't see that coming :-b
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:21 pm

Nice one.... :-B

LMAO.... ;-D
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Postby GEBaseball3 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:59 pm

lol that is wrong
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