A man had just finished listening to the audio book "Man of The House" while driving home from work.
Encouraged by what he had heard, when he arrived home he stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing his finger in her face, he said, "From now on I want you to know that I am the man of the
house and my word is law! You are to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you're going to draw my bath so I can
relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The funeral director would be my guess," said his wife.