a guy came to my door and he had cut hole in a card table, then used suspenders to keep it around his waist. He then put a table cloth on it and glued a few different colored condoms to it, some opened. Then he stuck a lamp shade on his head. ...
when I asked him what he was supposed to be, he said isnt it obvious ...
"a one night stand" ....
It was fricking classic, I almost died a laughing ...
so gave him the rest of the candy, turned off the light, brought in the pumpkin and told him ... no way in hell anybody tops that.
That is great!
My 6 year old son went as a police officer. All the way from the hat to the shiny shoes. He had it all. Little handcuffs, baton, radio, badge. etc. He went around threatening to arrest people if they didn't give him candy. It was funny coming from a 6 year old that isn't even 4 foot tall yet. Even funnier (but cool at the same time) is that he said "Thank You" to everyone.
The little man and his friends had a blast
, and he ended up with 3 grocery bags full of candy
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....