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25 year old scotch (joke)

Postby Andy1234 » Thu Oct 07, 2004 8:22 pm

A man traveling on business walks into a local pub, sits down, and asks the bartender for a shot of 25 year old scotch.
The bar keep looking to have a little fun, and make a few extra dollars, pours the guy a shot of bar brand scotch.

The businessman taking his first sip, realizes this is not what he ordered, calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, do you remember what I ordered".

"Why certainly sir", says the bartender, "You wanted a shot of 25 year old scotch".

"That is correct", replies the customer. "The scotch you served, can't be more than 2 years old".

The bartender apologies, and goes off to correct his mistake. A little upset for being caught, the bartender again tries to fool his customer, by pouring him a shot of 12 year old scotch.

After his first taste of the scotch, he immediately again knew, this was not the beverage of his choice.

So once again, he calls over the bartender, to verify his drink order. "Bartender, can you tell me again what I ordered".

"Yes sir, you ordered a shot of my 25 year old scotch".

"Again that is correct". But unfortunately, the scotch you served is not more than 12 years old".

At this point he bartender is impressed, and realizes the guy is a true connoisseur of scotch whiskey, and goes off to get his 25 year old scotch.

With savoring only a few drops, the man knew he finally got what he ordered, and comments to the bartender, "Now this is, 25 year old scotch".

The local drunk who witnessed everything, turns to the businessman and says, "Hey buddy, try this drink."

The traveler, not wanting any trouble, takes the glass from the drunk, and gives a taste. Immediately, the guy spits it out, and screams, "My god man, this is urine".

"Thats right", yells the drunk, "But how old am I?"
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Postby kentx12 » Thu Oct 07, 2004 8:44 pm

lol. That is nasty... ;-D
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Postby ajgnydc722 » Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:02 pm

kentx12 wrote:lol. That is nasty... ;-D

lol but funny :-b
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Postby so0perspam » Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:21 pm

Haha :-D
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Postby Rico The Retard » Thu Oct 07, 2004 11:05 pm

lmao i heard that one a few years ago but i forgot all about lmao that is hilarious ;-D :-D

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Postby Madison » Fri Oct 08, 2004 12:00 am

Ewwww...... :-P

Funny though. ;-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Fri Oct 08, 2004 12:34 am

:-b ;-D
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Postby thetongueofire » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:26 pm

[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
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