What's wrong with Lunchables pizza?

[FatGuyWithAMullet]

Okay, so I'm always late for my bus in the morning so I can never really get everything ready in time. So I buy these wicked Lunchable's pizzas, a snack pack and a freaking Capri Sun.

School was boring as usual but it was cool cause I wasn't even gonna go the next day, so anyway I went to lunch with my Lunchable (mistakenly) in hand as well as my snack pack, all the while rockin' my new Pokemon shirt my mom bought for me at Wal-Mart. I sit down at my table with a few of my chums and begin to chow down hardcore, but lo and behold MY lunch wasnt good enough for the people who were at the other end of the table. Can you believe some stupid female had the nerve to giggle and tell me I was a sissy for bringing lunchables pizza and that I deserved a beating for doing so? The nerve of some people..

So the question is this; What Lunchable do I bring on Monday to show this ho up - lunchtime style?

Holla back.

[Amazinz]

I agree with the girl. You should be beaten regularly.

[Mookie4ever]

I think that a pizza pocket, some string cheese and a kisko freezie would do the trick. word.

[Madison]

Huh?

Lmao!

I can't stop laughing at this.

I'm laughing so hard I'm frickin' crying here.

Gotta stop laughing.......

Cheeks hurt........

Tummy starting to hurt......

Ok...ok...ok.....

*Deep breath*

Didn't work!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tummy really hurts now.......

Cheeks are sore......

*Deep breath again*

Ok, ok, ok......


I'm guessing high school, since you missed the bus?

A DragonBallZ shirt, a corn dog, fruit cup, and an ice cream bar would get her attention. Lol.

[Pogotheostrich]

Fantastic post

I'm thinking a can of spam. That will show her you are a real man. Just a can of spam and a fork.

[DUKE]

This post is hilarious

Bring some cold, left over Hooters wings, wrapped in a paper towel next time. It will get you a better reaction.

[Madison]

After thinking (and a few more chuckles), a can of vienna sausages would work. Bring some string cheese too like Mookie suggested. Lol.

[Andy1234]

Bring a big bowl of Rice Pudding and dump it on her head, that will show her for laughing at your pizza.

oh and some string cheese you could eat while you laugh at her.

[Absolutely Adequate]

I'd like to say that the above suggestions are good ideas. I'd like to say that, but can't. It seems to me that the only way to go with this is to bring in a pair of edible panties for lunch. Then, eat them right in front of her. After you finish, suggestively lick your eyebrow and growl at her.

Not only won't she mock your lunchables from here on out, but she'll want to take you to prom.

[Pogotheostrich]

I'd like to say that the above suggestions are good ideas. I'd like to say that, but can't. It seems to me that the only way to go with this is to bring in a pair of edible panties for lunch. Then, eat them right in front of her. After you finish, suggestively lick your eyebrow and growl at her.

Not only won't she mock your lunchables from here on out, but she'll want to take you to prom.

I just wanted to note that this man is a teacher. Hope that doesn't happen in your school.