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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Sep 07, 2004 11:59 am

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are
all excited about their decision to get married. They go for
a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a
drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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Postby Madison » Tue Sep 07, 2004 1:35 pm

Lol. :-D Good one. ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Tue Sep 07, 2004 4:55 pm

:-B ....LOL.... ;-D
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Postby Andy1234 » Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:23 am

good one
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:08 am

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