I saw something today that came close to truth in advertising.
The DeBeers people are almost saying what they really mean cuz the old slogan was "Diamonds are forever", then they changed it to "This year.........take her breath away". The new slogan is "Diamonds......render her speechless."
Why don't they just go ahead and say it?
"DIAMONDS.........THAT'LL SHUT HER UP!!!!!!!"
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....