Harry Peters went to the US Post Office to interview for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?"
"Yes, I served two tours in Vietnam."
"Good, that counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"
"I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about10, and we'll get you started."
"If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?"
"Well, this is a government organization. We don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of your coming in for that"