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stomperrob wrote:1. Why don't they just make mouse flavored cat food?
How does a mouse taste? Like chicken. If so, they already have that.
2. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?
Wouldn't want to give the convict an infection...that's inhumane.
3. Why does lemon juice contain artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Isn't it something on the order of 10% lemon juice like Hawaiian Punch?
4. Do Lipton employees get coffee breaks?
If they want them.
5. How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
You don't. Why do you think they are usually solitary?
6. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Sure. He just won't have anything used against him in a court of law.
7. What hair color do they put on the drivers licences of bald men?
8. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
9. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
They could be passengers in the car.
10. How come there aren't B batteries?
People would think it means "Battery." They might get insulted.
11. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Ever felt lingerie in the dark? Ummmmm
12. Could crop circles be the work of cereal killers?
Only in wheat or oat fields.
13. How do they get the deer to cross at those yellow road signs?
Training training training and lots of carrots.
14. How do you throw away a garbage can?
With your hand.
15. Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
16. If Superman is so smart, then why does he wear his underwear on the outside of his trousers?
He's not necessarily smart, just the man of steel. If he was smart, he would realize that wearing glasses and slicking your hair isn't really enough to "throw anyone off your scent" to your undercover identity.
17. Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
People generally don't fire bullets at someone's head, but guns sweep out a larger volume and think of the mark it would leave on your face. It would ruin his disguise as Clark Kent.
Just some things to think about. Anyone have any more???
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