How does he get anyone to make those deals? If there are 4 teams involved altogether, they're all a bunch of chumps for screwing up the league.
Roger Angell: I was talking with Bob Gibson and I said: 'Are you always this competitive?' He said: 'Oh, I think so. I got a three-year old daughter, and I've played about 500 games of tic-tac-toe with her and she hasn't beat me yet.'