delux_247 wrote:Jeff Bagwell should be forced to throw with his left hand until he can hit a ball out of the infield. Wait a sec.....that might be an improvement.....Nevermind.
Jeff Bagwell should be forced to bat with a 3 foot spike-chair until he starts hitting lefries
Bartolo Colon should be forced to only be allowed to drink water and not allowed to eat for n days following his start, where 'n' is the number of Earned Runs he gives up
Sidney Ponson should be painted green and forced to pretend he is an ogre
Mike Mussina should be kicked in the butt every time he bends over to deliver the pitch if he has given up a hit on the previous pitch.
Shawn Green should have to do 50 additional lifts for every ground-ball he hits
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll drown because you forgot to teach him to swim.
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