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by ajgnydc722 » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:45 pm
proncis wrote:Barry Zito should have his guitar taken away until he starts to resemble a suitable starting pitcher
You're much more patient than I am. I would crack it over his head.

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by RoxSox8 » Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:43 am
ajgnydc722 wrote:Shawn Green should be kicked in the crotch 250 times as a reminder of his .250 batting average.
LMAO

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by The Jury » Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:12 am
Jason Giambi being forced to take a glance at what's left of his gonads after all those pills is punishment enough for him

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by ajgnydc722 » Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:10 am
warrick95 wrote:ajgnydc722 wrote:proncis wrote:Barry Zito should have his guitar taken away until he starts to resemble a suitable starting pitcher
You're much more patient than I am. I would crack it over his head.

Or we could just take his Jessica Simpson CDs away. He's getting way too soft.

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by wkelly91 » Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:22 pm
Chipper Jones should be forced to listen to a loop of Yankee fans chanting "Larry...Larry...Larry" eight hours per day for every day he has been batting under .290

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by The Jury » Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:49 pm
Derek Lowe should be sold to the Yankees if he keeps this up

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by donut » Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:49 pm
since he weighs 400 pounds, fatolo colon should have to listen to jose lima sing the national anthem 400 consecutive times while i fondle lima's wife's breasts 400 times.

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by The Jury » Wed Jul 07, 2004 9:09 am
donut wrote:since he weighs 400 pounds, fatolo colon should have to listen to jose lima sing the national anthem 400 consecutive times while i fondle lima's wife's breasts 400 times.

Lima's anthem was quite alrite

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