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Postby The Jury » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:02 pm

I wonder if we can get this thread rolling... :-D

Derek Lowe should have to shower at the same time as Kaz Tadano next time Lowe puts in a performance like that last game...

Bartolo Colon should have to put on the catcher's gear and get into the crouch...
The odds of the AL MVP coming from the American League are looking pretty good.
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:04 pm

Nomar needs to get smacked around like a naughty Catholic school girl and start hitting. I waited 2 months for this!?!
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Postby warrick95 » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:06 pm

I'm going to twist Reyes' hammy if he doesn't start stealing soon. No need for a good hammy if you ain't gonna run.

Though that doesn't really matter at this moment, because I've been starting Hairston (4/4 tonight, 2/3 in the first leg of the doubleheader :-) ;-D :-D)
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Postby Surfs up » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:07 pm

Reyes can't steal first. he looked ugly tonight first couple of times up.
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Postby The Jury » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:09 pm

Randall Simon should lay the bat to Kip Wells' weiner to get him on track :-D
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Postby The Jury » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:13 pm

Andruw Jones should have his "u" changed back to the normal "e" since he hasn't been playing well enough to have a special name :-?
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Postby ajgnydc722 » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:15 pm

Shawn Green should be kicked in the crotch 250 times as a reminder of his .250 batting average.
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Postby blankman » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:20 pm

ajgnydc722 wrote:Shawn Green should be kicked in the crotch 250 times as a reminder of his .250 batting average.


Or, 1/4 of a time ;-) 250 would be much more entertaining though ;-D
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Postby proncis » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:41 pm

Barry Zito should have his guitar taken away until he starts to resemble a suitable starting pitcher
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Postby DaQ » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:44 pm

Due to the recent lack of production, Craig Wilson needs the most horrific punishent known to mankind...a haircut.
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