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The Handsome Prince

Postby thetongueofire » Tue Jun 22, 2004 11:54 am

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when -- all of a sudden -- a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.

"Ooh -- can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

*** POOF *** There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:

"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."

[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
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Postby ensanimal » Tue Jun 22, 2004 12:08 pm

D'Oh! ;-D

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Postby BoSox4life » Tue Jun 22, 2004 1:16 pm

hahaha ;-D
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Tue Jun 22, 2004 3:39 pm

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Postby Madison » Wed Jun 23, 2004 2:34 pm

Lmao! :-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:44 pm

:-B ....LMAO.... ;-D
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