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Postby Andy1234 » Tue Jun 22, 2004 3:24 am

A farm boy accidentally overturned a wagonload of corn. A farmer, who lived nearby, heard the noise and yelled to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles and come in for a visit. I'll help you pick the wagon up later...
"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but Pa wouldn't like me to."

"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.

"Well, OK" the boy finally agreed, "but Pa won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish" the neighbor said with a smile, "by the way, where is he?"

"I suppose he's still under the wagon," replied the boy.
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Postby Madison » Tue Jun 22, 2004 4:23 am

Hahaha! Good one. ;-D
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Postby Navyman52 » Tue Jun 22, 2004 8:25 am

he-yuck he-yuck. well dagnabbit! :P
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Tue Jun 22, 2004 10:36 am

Member #4 of the Inaugural Yadier Molina Fan Club!!!
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Postby ensanimal » Tue Jun 22, 2004 11:18 am

yeee-heaawwwww! ;-D

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Postby thetongueofire » Tue Jun 22, 2004 11:33 am

[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
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