A farm boy accidentally overturned a wagonload of corn. A farmer, who lived nearby, heard the noise and yelled to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles and come in for a visit. I'll help you pick the wagon up later...
"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but Pa wouldn't like me to."
"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.
"Well, OK" the boy finally agreed, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish" the neighbor said with a smile, "by the way, where is he?"
"I suppose he's still under the wagon," replied the boy.
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. -Crash Davis
Stewie : [watching a baseball game] Why does that man drop his club before he runs? I would bring it with me!