Well since he's a drinker, what are the odds that he had a few too many, made another gin & tonic (or whatever he drinks), fell down on the way back to the couch (recliner, or whatever he sits in), the glass broke and he cut his hand?
Sounds plausable to me, but then again it could have just been an accident cutting something while cooking. Who knows?
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....