An Iconic Fantasy Baseball Community
Moderator: Baseball Moderators
Pogotheostrich wrote:The Cards actually have a half way decent team slogan this year. "Red means Go"
Anyway here are some funny ones.
Baltimore Orioles: "Chicks Dig The Long Ball; Fat Chicks From Baltimore Settle For Warning Track Power."
Boston Red Sox: "The New York Yankees Sodomize Orphaned Puppies -- We Adopt Them."
New York Mets: "Big Market Payroll, Small Market Results."
San Francisco Giants: "90 Percent Of The Game Is Half Barry Bonds Obsessively-Compulsively Adjusting His Body Armor."
Tampa Bay Devil Rays: "According To A Recent Panel Of Judges In USA Today, Hitting A Baseball Is The Single Hardest Thing To Do In Professional Sports ... So Cut Us Some %*@$* Slack, Would Ya?"
Florida Marlins: "Cause It's One ... Two ... Three Times You've Seen 'Cocoon' This Week. Enough, Already. Put Some Hard Candies In Your Pocket And Get To The Ballpark Before It's Too Late!"
Milwaukee Brewers: "A Drinking Town With A Baseball Problem."
Seattle Mariners: "Because Starbucks Doesn't Serve Ice Cream In A Miniature Batting Helmet."
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest