A girl and a boy were both in the fourth grade. The boy came by the girl's house with a baseball and teased the girl, saying, "Ha Ha! You can't have a baseball 'cause you're a girl."
The girl went to her mom crying, so her mom bought her a baseball. The boy got pissed off when he saw her with her own baseball.
The next day he came by with a baseball bat and teased her, saying, "Ha Ha! You can't have a baseball bat 'cause you're a girl!"
The girl went crying to her mom and she got a baseball bat. The boy got very pissed off again when she showed him her new bat.
The next day the boy came by, pulled down his pants, and said, "I have one of these and you can't go crying to your mom to get one!"
She went crying to her mom and then came out, pulled up her dress and said, "My mom said as long as I have one of these I can get as many of those that I want!"
Well Look who has come to the cafe, It's Mr. Met!