A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts
wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes
her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches
makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so," he says.
"You have a broken finger."
You owe it to yourself to be the best you can possible be - in baseball and in life.
A hot dog at the ball park is better than steak at the Ritz.