Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their
wives straight on their duties.
The first man had married a woman from Oklahoma, and bragged that he
his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that
done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the
third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed
The second man had married a woman from Kansas. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results,
but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean,
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and
could see a
little out of his left eye!
Got to love them Texas Gals!!!!!!!