A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the
title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank
then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000
The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally a smart blonde
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....