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Postby patterson4president » Sun Apr 18, 2004 12:07 am

never underestimate the twinkies and their farm system. they will be three-peating in the a.l. central this year. They do it quietley, but they do it. Mauer and Lecroy go down, hello Blanco!!
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Postby Bloody Nipples » Sun Apr 18, 2004 12:11 am

The key to their success..... Lew Ford. He has an OPS of over 1.200.
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Postby LBJackal » Sun Apr 18, 2004 3:17 am

CubsFan7724 wrote:I hope to god it doesnt go like this.
Scooter: Hi kids, Im a talking baseball. A fastball goes fast and straight. A curveball curves. A slider slides. A changeup, ummmm changes. Knuckleballs , wellll they knuckle ummmk. Dont even get me started on a slurve. Now lets all go watch Barney, ok kids.
So this Scooter thing sounds very insulting to anyone with any bit of baseball knowledge then. I hate it already.

Sadly, that's almost EXACTLY what Scooter says. I can't believe I'm referring to "him" as a real person now :-P

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