I'll take your word for it on the slow drafts. I'll count you in.
Current Key Dates
Snake draft, slow draft begins Tuesday March 11, 2014 (via Couchmanagers)
Snake draft, live draft begins and concludes Saturday March 22, 2014 (time TBD, but at least later than 3pm EST) (via ESPN)
Live auction occurs on Saturday March 29, 2014 at night (start around 8pm EST) (via ESPN)
The snake drafts will begin on that Tuesday and conclude sometime Thursday or Friday 3/21 (I'll look to end it at the end of a round). At that point, I will import those rosters to ESPN. I'll give everyone some time on Saturday to double-check that import, and we will pick up the remainder of the draft on Saturday 3/22.
The auction will be live and completed in its entirety on 3/29. This is a couple of days after the international games, but the Saturday before the Sunday night kickoff and Monday Opening Day.