I'm desperate, fellas. I honestly don't know what to do or where to turn anymore. The amount of injuries I've had to deal with this year has moved past sad, past comical, into UTTERLY IMPOSSIBLE levels.
Granderson - DL (Probably out till July)
Stanton - DL (Same)
Kinsler - DL (Same)
Lawrie - DL (Not the best player, but that makes 4 of my 5 keepers on the DL at the same time)
Keep in mind, this is a 20 team league, where decent replacements can't just be picked up.
Brandon Morrow - DL
Brandon McCarthy - DL
I'm less than 0.10 away from regaining the lead in ERA, and I wake up to see that Ryu is scratched with a foot injury and he was my only pitcher left to go today, so my opponent can bench all of his guys to wrap up ERA and WHIP.
I'm slipping down the standings and 3 of my best 4 players won't play a game for the next MONTH. What can I do? No one can possibly be expected to put up with this much bad fortune all at the same time. Anyone have a way to check if my team clubhouse is built on a cursed burial ground? Any good luck superstitions? I'll take anything at this point.