The STL/DET sucks because:
- There were a bunch of teams (Oakland/Baltimore/Washington) who were upstart-y and haven't been deep into the play-offs for about a million years, all of those three would have been more interesting.
- STL and DET don't have the evil vibe of the east coast to root against, and they don't have the laid back California vibe either. Borrrrinnggg.
Newsflash to people who live there: no-one cares about the middle of America
You've got a prairie and some lakes and a big arch? Cool story bro