I am. Sign up over at CBSSportsline and I will prove it.
Seriously, we have two spots left in a 5X5 Roto league that is drafting on Sunday at 4:00p. Anyone who is (a) competitive, (b) honest, and (c) older than my little sister should consider themselves welcome. Don't apply, just sign up. It's 29.95 for playing on CBSSportline gold level, but there is a $150 league prize for the best team (of 10).
League name: In Vino Veritas
See you there.