Apparently it's been a dream of Maddux's to play in the NFL, so they traded him to become a fullback for the Bears. It'll only be for a year, then he'll come back to the MLB and do that pitching thing. How about that?
Figured he'd want to be the quarterback or kicker since they never get hit. Lol.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
See, I think he's becoming a fullback because he wants to dispel the stereotype that aging pitchers can't put up a good block now and then. Plus, nobody respect da kicker. It's all about the pick and roll, pick and roll!
Actually, Maddox has always been a fan of Burt Reynolds, so he wants to try the "V" for Vasectomy play. He plans on taking the field in his Cubs Uniform, and when the football is snapped, he starts throwing baseballs at the linemen, clearing a hold to trot thru.
Piss Poor planning on your part does not constitue an emergency on my part