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Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:38 am
by bayside
This guy is a fragile little V
seriously, does any player who hasnt spent time on the actual DL miss more games than Youk?
It seems like hes out AT LEAST once a week with a stiff back, tight shoulder, aching knee, sore finger, sprained labia... the list goes on and on.

wtf is wrong with this guy?

micromanaging him in daily leagues is a huge pain and im pretty sure this year will be the first and only time I ever own him.

Re: Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:49 am
by bigken117
It's not like he's JD Drew who strains his neck watching base hits fall in front of him. He's missed 9 games this season and is the 7th ranked 3B.

Re: Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:02 am
by lastingsgriller
Kevin Youkilis is a BOOB!!!

Re: Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:11 am
by Neato Torpedo
The left fourth metatarsal?

Re: Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:23 pm
by bayside
bigken117 wrote:It's not like he's JD Drew who strains his neck watching base hits fall in front of him. He's missed 9 games this season and is the 7th ranked 3B.

He could be the 4th ranked 3B if he just had his balls reattached

Re: Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:43 pm
by BitterDodgerFan
bayside wrote:This guy is a fragile little V

vulva?

Re: Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:02 am
by bayside
well its a official now.
Youks vulva will be in a sling for the next 15 days.

Re: Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 8:11 am
by Dan Lambskin
i hear girls refer to their girly bits as their Youkilis now

Re: Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:30 pm
by RedHopeful
Dan Lambskin wrote:i hear girls refer to their girly bits as their Youkilis now

Lick my Youk! :-o

Re: Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:00 am
by SpecialFNK
I did a google image search for Youkilis, and still just get pictures of the baseball player. I guess it hasn't caught on yet.

maybe he follows the Chipper Jones philosophy, where him at even 80% is better than not having him at all.