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Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

Postby bayside » Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:38 am

This guy is a fragile little V
seriously, does any player who hasnt spent time on the actual DL miss more games than Youk?
It seems like hes out AT LEAST once a week with a stiff back, tight shoulder, aching knee, sore finger, sprained labia... the list goes on and on.

wtf is wrong with this guy?

micromanaging him in daily leagues is a huge pain and im pretty sure this year will be the first and only time I ever own him.
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Re: Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

Postby bigken117 » Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:49 am

It's not like he's JD Drew who strains his neck watching base hits fall in front of him. He's missed 9 games this season and is the 7th ranked 3B.
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Re: Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

Postby lastingsgriller » Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:02 am

Kevin Youkilis is a BOOB!!!
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Re: Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

Postby Neato Torpedo » Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:11 am

The left fourth metatarsal?
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Re: Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

Postby bayside » Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:23 pm

bigken117 wrote:It's not like he's JD Drew who strains his neck watching base hits fall in front of him. He's missed 9 games this season and is the 7th ranked 3B.

He could be the 4th ranked 3B if he just had his balls reattached
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Re: Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

Postby BitterDodgerFan » Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:43 pm

bayside wrote:This guy is a fragile little V

vulva?
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Re: Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

Postby bayside » Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:02 am

well its a official now.
Youks vulva will be in a sling for the next 15 days.
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Re: Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

Postby Dan Lambskin » Sat Aug 20, 2011 8:11 am

i hear girls refer to their girly bits as their Youkilis now
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Re: Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

Postby RedHopeful » Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:30 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:i hear girls refer to their girly bits as their Youkilis now

Lick my Youk! :-o
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Re: Kevin Youkilis: a certain part of the female anatomy

Postby SpecialFNK » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:00 am

I did a google image search for Youkilis, and still just get pictures of the baseball player. I guess it hasn't caught on yet.

maybe he follows the Chipper Jones philosophy, where him at even 80% is better than not having him at all.
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