urbanbreez wrote: GiantsFan14 wrote:
urbanbreez wrote:a lightsaber? are you kidding me? that. I'd take that. always taking any option in which i get a lightsaber.
have a homemade porn of you and one of your less attractive ex girlfriends released on the internet and a link sent to your friends and family but get 10 million dollars or have absolutely nothing happen?
homemade porn + $10 million and it's not anywhere near close.
1 mil? 500k?
how low would you go? what if all your friends and family were forced to watch the thing in its entirety?
I don't know.. i mean, we've already stated that she's my ex-girlfriend, so everyone already knows I've banged her. so that part of the embarrassment is out of the way. the only thing that's really left is for my friends to become insanely jealous of my "asset."