urbanbreez wrote:i think gay people are cool dudes, aside from all the sodomy. they are creative, cleanly, and non-threatening to my girlfriend or masculinity. then i moved in to my new place (friggin mansion, btw, huge ass tv. omg, u jelly?) and my neighbors are gay. i was like, cool... gay people near me. there will be elaborate holiday parties, neatly trimmed yards, and someplace my girl can hang out while i watch the game. but nope.com. they are snooty, pretentious, and obnoxious. they have a tiny dog. he barks for the sake of barking. i will kill and bury his ass in the trash the first chance i get. they wear "man bags" purses, really. yeah, i know. lol.
all that said, who gives an eff? why do you want to stick your nose in someone's business (nohomo)? let them get married if they want to. they should have the right to be miserably bonded with some jackass just like you and i.
the first time i read this i lol'd pretty hard.. i just went back and read it again.. lol'd even harder. pretty much from top to bottom.