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Re: Best and Worst Nicknames in the game

Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed May 26, 2010 9:20 am

Mortician wrote:
jake_harv88 wrote:
Neato Torpedo wrote:Worst: First letter of first name + First syllable of last name

Stupid, easy, uncreative. I miss the days of Cool Papa Bell and Piano Legs Gore.


K-rod is worse than A-rod. K-rod doesn't even have a K in his name...



The "K" is for strikeout


right...same reason Dice-K became Dice-BB
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Re: Best and Worst Nicknames in the game

Postby Inukchuk » Wed May 26, 2010 10:05 am

Neato Torpedo wrote:Worst: First letter of first name + First syllable of last name


Felix Hernandez disagrees.
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Re: Best and Worst Nicknames in the game

Postby lastingsgriller » Wed May 26, 2010 10:24 am

I like "the heymaker" for jason Heyward..
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Re: Best and Worst Nicknames in the game

Postby BitterDodgerFan » Wed May 26, 2010 11:15 am

clayton "i'm gonna walk you" kershaw? :-b
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Re: Best and Worst Nicknames in the game

Postby StlSluggers » Wed May 26, 2010 11:47 am

Snakes Gould wrote:worst: say hey kid.

Neato Torpedo wrote:Worst: First letter of first name + First syllable of last name

Those.

And I actually like Death to Flying Things, although it doesn't really roll off the tongue. :-b
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Re: Best and Worst Nicknames in the game

Postby moose32 » Wed May 26, 2010 11:57 am

The best is obviously the Big Donkey for Adam Dunn
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Re: Best and Worst Nicknames in the game

Postby thejusman1 » Wed May 26, 2010 12:12 pm

Best:

Ben Zobrist - Zorilla

Worst:

James Shields - Big Game James
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Re: Best and Worst Nicknames in the game

Postby gnarboots11 » Wed May 26, 2010 12:36 pm

Who the hell calls james sheilds big game james? That's a downright rip off from the true legend that is big game james worthy. What a pathetic attempt at a nickname, I am angered by this.

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Re: Best and Worst Nicknames in the game

Postby AquaMan2342 » Wed May 26, 2010 12:39 pm

Best: Franklin "Great Defensive Centerfielder" Gutierrez
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Re: Best and Worst Nicknames in the game

Postby rookies and cream » Wed May 26, 2010 12:52 pm

Neato Torpedo wrote:Worst: First letter of first name + First syllable of last name

Stupid, easy, uncreative. I miss the days of Cool Papa Bell and Piano Legs Gore.


I agree with NTorp on this one...

(Curious whether this joke is as funny the second time around :-D )
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