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Chinese Man Dies From Practical Joke (Eel in Butt)

Postby StlSluggers » Mon May 03, 2010 1:07 pm

Man Dies After Eel Is Inserted In His Rectum

A Chinese man has died after an eel that was inserted in his rectum gnawed away at his intestine.

The 59 year-old chef–whose name has not been disclosed– was taken to a Sischuan hospital with severe anal bleeding, abdominal pain. Local doctors, unable to figure out what was causing the symptoms obtained permission from the family to conduct a laparotomy– a surgical incision into the abdominal wall done to examine the abdominal organs.

Once inside, the doctors found a 50cm long, dead Asian swamp eel stuck in the man’s rectal region. The slithery fish had bit it’s way through the intestine. The man was then taken to the intensive care unit, but died ten days later from internal bleeding and sepsis.

But how did the eel end up in the man’s anus? According to reports, the chef had consumed copious amounts of eel the day before, but doctors couldn’t figure out how a live eel ended up in his rectum. Eventually, his friends confessed to have inserted the live eel up his anus as a joke after the man passed out from drinking heavily. Man, with friends like those…
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Re: Chinese Man Dies From Practical Joke (Eel in Butt)

Postby AquaMan2342 » Mon May 03, 2010 1:12 pm

That's gotta be near the top of the list of worst ways to die.
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Re: Chinese Man Dies From Practical Joke (Eel in Butt)

Postby mweir145 » Mon May 03, 2010 1:17 pm

Uh...at least it wasn't one of those electric eels? :-o
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Re: Chinese Man Dies From Practical Joke (Eel in Butt)

Postby Metroid » Mon May 03, 2010 1:22 pm

Yeah because an electric would really kill you dead. :-b
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Re: Chinese Man Dies From Practical Joke (Eel in Butt)

Postby Art Vandelay » Mon May 03, 2010 1:28 pm

Ahhh...the old 'eel in the butt' gag. Many a time are the nights that I got a good laugh out of that one. Though usually the joke was on me. And I was the perpetrator. But at least I had the sense to insert the tail end.
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Re: Chinese Man Dies From Practical Joke (Eel in Butt)

Postby knapplc » Mon May 03, 2010 1:38 pm

There's no way this wasn't a sexual thing. No matter how much of a jokester you are, you just don't stick something up your buddies bum for fun.
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Re: Chinese Man Dies From Practical Joke (Eel in Butt)

Postby StlSluggers » Mon May 03, 2010 1:41 pm

knapplc wrote:There's no way this wasn't a sexual thing. No matter how much of a jokester you are, you just don't stick something up your buddies bum for fun.

I guess you've never played roofie roulette (I'll let you google it).
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Re: Chinese Man Dies From Practical Joke (Eel in Butt)

Postby Sticky Spice » Mon May 03, 2010 1:43 pm

Queuing up I Drink Alone...
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Re: Chinese Man Dies From Practical Joke (Eel in Butt)

Postby Metroid » Mon May 03, 2010 1:51 pm

StlSluggers wrote:
knapplc wrote:There's no way this wasn't a sexual thing. No matter how much of a jokester you are, you just don't stick something up your buddies bum for fun.

I guess you've never played roofie roulette (I'll let you google it).

Have you watched the video? :-b
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Re: Chinese Man Dies From Practical Joke (Eel in Butt)

Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon May 03, 2010 2:03 pm

StlSluggers wrote:
knapplc wrote:There's no way this wasn't a sexual thing. No matter how much of a jokester you are, you just don't stick something up your buddies bum for fun.

I guess you've never played roofie roulette (I'll let you google it).


no but i did play Credit Card Roulette this weekend...luckily i only had to pick up the Waffle House breakfast tab and not the Casino Steakhouse or Chicken Wing/Bar tab :-°
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