A city boy named Kenny moved to the country and bought a
donkey from an old Texas farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to
donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I
have some bad news. The donkey died on the way over to your place."
So Kenny said, "Well then, just give me back my money."
The farmer replied, "Can't do that. I spent it already."
Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer: " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What
happened with that dead donkey?
Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars
a piece and made a tidy profit of $898.00."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars
Kenny grew up and prospered, eventually becoming the
chairman of Enron.
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....