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Definitive Proof: Exposed Breasts Cause Earthquakes

Postby StlSluggers » Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:03 am

Maybe Cleavage Does Cause Earthquakes

Boobquake, a day of action that calls on women worldwide to dress scandalously and prove wrong an Iranian cleric who blames natural disasters on immodest cleavage, has started disastrously, news.com.au reported Monday.

At 11am (local time), a 6.9 magnitude earthquake hit Taiwan, no doubt causing thousands of Boobquake fans to hastily button up.

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Re: Definitive Proof: Exposed Breasts Cause Earthquakes

Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:23 am

maybe Earth is a Quaker ;-7
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Re: Definitive Proof: Exposed Breasts Cause Earthquakes

Postby KCollins1304 » Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:33 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:maybe Earth is a Quaker ;-7


You should lose your jester mask for that horrible joke. :-b
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Re: Definitive Proof: Exposed Breasts Cause Earthquakes

Postby knapplc » Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:39 am

Pics or it didn't happen.
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Re: Definitive Proof: Exposed Breasts Cause Earthquakes

Postby Madison » Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:03 pm

If that's true, then let's make this world dance! }:-)
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Re: Definitive Proof: Exposed Breasts Cause Earthquakes

Postby Mookie4ever » Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:25 pm

Madison wrote:If that's true, then let's make this world dance! }:-)



You first.
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Re: Definitive Proof: Exposed Breasts Cause Earthquakes

Postby Madison » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:32 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:
Madison wrote:If that's true, then let's make this world dance! }:-)



You first.


I don't have any cleavage, but I did build my wife a flowerbed in the back yard with my shirt off this weekend. Does that count? :-b
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