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Re: Cruise, Marry, Shag

Postby Metroid » Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:04 pm

"tough one" is an understatement Dan. :-b
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Re: Cruise, Marry, Shag

Postby AussieDodger » Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:07 pm

Susan Boyle - cruise. She looks like the cat lady from the Simpsons, so I'll be getting off the boat at every stop. No sexy times happening here.

Kirstie Alley - shag. Then drink myself into oblivion.

Mo'nique - marry. She looks friendly enough.

Next 3:

Victoria Beckham
Geri Halliwell
Melanie Chisholm


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Re: Cruise, Marry, Shag

Postby bigh0rt » Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:10 pm

AussieDodger wrote:Victoria Beckham
Geri Halliwell
Melanie Chisholm

I'll attribute me knowing who these people are to having a younger sister, which you can choose to or not to believe... :-b

Marry - Victoria Beckham - it's worked for Becks, she's smokin' hot, and the option of sex regularly with her is inviting
Shag - Geri Halliwell - i don't think she's ever uttered the word 'No'
Cruise - Melanie Chisolm - probably the most fun to conversate with, and I'm presuming she knows her sports, as 'Sporty Spice'

Pick another 3 Aussie, I don't feel like it...
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Re: Cruise, Marry, Shag

Postby AussieDodger » Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:20 pm

bigh0rt wrote:Marry - Victoria Beckham - it's worked for Becks, she's smokin' hot, and the option of sex regularly with her is inviting


Really? Well if snooty looking mannequins are your thing, good luck :-D

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Amy Winehouse
Dakota Fanning
Sarah Jessica Parker
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Re: Cruise, Marry, Shag

Postby bigh0rt » Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:00 pm

AussieDodger wrote:
bigh0rt wrote:Marry - Victoria Beckham - it's worked for Becks, she's smokin' hot, and the option of sex regularly with her is inviting


Really? Well if snooty looking mannequins are your thing, good luck :-D

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Umm, yes please.

Also, Dakota Fanning is like 15. Outside of Aqua answering, we should probably keep this to adults.
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Re: Cruise, Marry, Shag

Postby The Artful Dodger » Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:18 pm

Yeah, let's keep this to 18+ and Amy Winehouse was called out already (see my first post). Repeats are OK, but I'd prefer to wait another 20 pages for that. :-b

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Re: Cruise, Marry, Shag

Postby jfg » Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:03 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:Yeah, let's keep this to 18+ and Amy Winehouse was called out already (see my first post). Repeats are OK, but I'd prefer to wait another 20 pages for that. :-b

Kate Winslet
Emma Watson
Lily Allen



Marry Lily Allen. She reminds me of my wife.
Cruise with Emma Watson. She looks like she's 15.
Shag Kate Winslet.

Robin Quivers
Sandra Bernhard
Fergie (the pop star)
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Re: Cruise, Marry, Shag

Postby The Artful Dodger » Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:52 pm

Spew. In the interest of keeping this going. Stacy Ferguson, marry. Sandra Bernhard, cruise. Robin Quivers, shag.

The battle of big bums:

Kim Kardashian
Jennifer Lopez
Vida Guerra
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Re: Cruise, Marry, Shag

Postby Metroid » Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:05 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:Spew. In the interest of keeping this going. Stacy Ferguson, marry. Sandra Bernhard, cruise. Robin Quivers, shag.

The battle of big bums:

Kim Kardashian
Jennifer Lopez
Vida Guerra


I'd marry Kim for three reasons: 1) her curves. 2) we all know she really gets down in the bedroom. 3) if she chose to she could probably actually leave the public eye.

I'd cruise with Vida, It'd be pretty sweet to watch her walk around in a bikini everyday.

I'd shag Jennifer Lopez, I've heard she's a super b*tch, not someone I'd want to marry or hang around with on the regular.

Christinas...

Christina Hendricks
Christina Ricci
Christina Aguilera
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Re: Cruise, Marry, Shag

Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:36 pm

Metroid wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:Spew. In the interest of keeping this going. Stacy Ferguson, marry. Sandra Bernhard, cruise. Robin Quivers, shag.

The battle of big bums:

Kim Kardashian
Jennifer Lopez
Vida Guerra


I'd marry Kim for three reasons: 1) her curves. 2) we all know she really gets down in the bedroom. 3) if she chose to she could probably actually leave the public eye.

I'd cruise with Vida, It'd be pretty sweet to watch her walk around in a bikini everyday.

I'd shag Jennifer Lopez, I've heard she's a super b*tch, not someone I'd want to marry or hang around with on the regular.

Christinas...

Christina Hendricks
Christina Ricci
Christina Aguilera


Hendricks - marry...she's got a nice curvy bod and seems like she'd make a nice wife
Ricci - shag...just dont like her enough in the other options
Aquilera - cruise...hopefully she'd slut it up and let me shag her anyway }:-)

not sure why but i'll go with a former American Idol flair here

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