Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one
noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the
They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of
respect and propriety, the Yankee fan took off his cap and
placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his
cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead,
the Mets fan took off his cap and placed it over her
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he
conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Yankees cap,
replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the
Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The
officer then lifted the Mets cap, replaced it, then lifted
it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced
it one last time.
The Mets fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What
are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and
looking, lifting and looking?"
Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Mets hat, I find an azzhole."