Taken, or to be taken: Beltran, Buerhle, Burnett, Wood, Od. Perez, Gagne.
Left available, hopefully: Schmidt (I am praying), Clement (shined last year), Wolf, Pineiro (nice stuff), Nomo (nice in FP), Kevin Brown (when to gamble?), Weaver (seems a lock to start), Pettitte, Byrd (2002 fluke?), Wells (dare I? not yet), Clemens (see Wells), Leiter, Ru.Ortiz, Beckett (blister free?), Ramon Ortiz, Woody Williams (injury history).
I can take one of those guys, if the top few are available, or I can go with a RP, if there isn't a run on them on the way back to me. I'm also looking for a 2nd OF, like Bernie, Klesko, Durham, Dunn, Junior (finally back?), A.Jones, Floyd (hate Mets; Bermuda triangle of talent).
Or I can swoop in and nab a Catcher, if Posada's available.
C'mon guys, lemme hear you. I know it's the weekend, but still!
You may remember him as Joe the Policeman from the "What's Goin' Down?" episode of That's My Momma! Please welcome, Jackson Heights' own, Mr. Randy Watson! Sexual Chocolate!!!