knapplc wrote:The Artful Dodger wrote:knapplc wrote:No, no, no. Google is run by people from the future. That whole "search engine" nonsense is just a room full of like a million clerks clicking around the internet until they find the thing you "searched" for, then they go back in time and put it in your computer.
Ever heard of the Wayback Machine? Same thing.
You confuse Google with Yahoo. Google is run by Skynet, which happens to be a cyborg alien syndicate.
You say tomato....
Ah, but Yahoo is run by a million monkeys, not by efficient cyborgs, fully automated robots, or carnal organic anagrams that one would find at Google. Case in point, Yahoo scoring Andruw Jones' "homerun" last Sunday, let alone that 3 HR game a while back.