* I managed to buttonhole Michael Lewis, and got this bit of news: the rebooted Moneyball movie, scripted by Aaron Sorkin, is scheduled to start shooting in June. According to Lewis, Brad Pitt's still going to play Billy Beane. But Demetri Martin's out as Paul DePodesta. Instead -- ready for this? -- the ex-football player and Harvard graduate will be portrayed by ... Jonah Hill.
No no no no no nooAYURYJHAGKJBAJBAJLBKJAGAGKGAKJHAJAJKLBAKJBAHHAVAVKHAHJAVHJAVHJVKAHHJAVKAVAJJAJVHAKK!!!!!!
Anyways, I emailed some contacts in Hollywood, and they've already made the poster for the movie.