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Postby Bobbleheadrusty » Wed May 27, 2009 12:13 am

Just had a litte fun with this in my main league....

Wieters is coming up Friday and that all she wrote. He's gonna average 15 fantasy points a game while he leads my team to victory.

You wanna know how good Matt Wieters is?

Wieters is so good that he can hit righty, lefty, and with no hands.

He once carved his own bat using nothing but his teeth.

Wieters once scored on his own sac fly.

Wieters hit 18 homeruns in the AFL using only his mind.

Wieters once hit a homerun with so much power in college that it impregnated half of Delta Zeta.

Wieters once hit a bases empty Grand Slam.

Wieters once caught a perfect game. The Pitcher? Matt Wieters.
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Postby Bobbleheadrusty » Wed May 27, 2009 12:28 am

Snakes Gould wrote:these stop being funny after cole hamels imo.


Honestly, I thought I was being original on most of them (stole the sac fly one). I didnt realize that was a thing.
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Postby BALCO All-Stars » Wed May 27, 2009 1:22 am

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Postby Neato Torpedo » Wed May 27, 2009 1:23 am

Bobbleheadrusty wrote:Wieters once hit a homerun with so much power in college that it impregnated half of Delta Zeta.

Big deal, anyone could do that. :-D
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Postby SlightlyStoopid » Wed May 27, 2009 3:29 am

Neato Torpedo wrote:
Bobbleheadrusty wrote:Wieters once hit a homerun with so much power in college that it impregnated half of Delta Zeta.

Big deal, anyone could do that. :-D


Of the two California colleges I attended the DZs were not a sorority any self respecting man would want to be associated with. :-{ %-6
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Postby Neato Torpedo » Wed May 27, 2009 3:38 am

I actually haven't heard of a school where the DZs were neither sleazy nor easy. I bet even Adam Eaton could impregnate them. :-S
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Postby keeks137 » Wed May 27, 2009 10:33 am

If a "Delta Zeta- Sleazy or Unsleazy" thread breaks out, I may have joined the wrong forum.

Good Wieters jokes!
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Postby bigh0rt » Wed May 27, 2009 11:22 am

Snakes Gould wrote:these stop being funny after chuck norris imo.

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Postby acsguitar » Wed May 27, 2009 11:54 am

bigh0rt wrote:
Snakes Gould wrote:these stop being funny after chuck norris imo.

FYP



Didn't Vin Diesel come before Chuck Norris?

Anyways the Cole Hamels ones are the best.
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