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DaShiz23 wrote:(425): OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED.
(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
(1-805): Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
(202): first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
(408): we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
(713): Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
(832): you are a _ _ _ t and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
(832): I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
(303): I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
(303): You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
(303): She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
(432): "you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
(610): please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
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