#3 for Elvis. I've got him about 15 spots higher on my list. I trust his bat a little more, mainly because of his park.
In reality, I might take Alcides because of defense, but even there it is close.
In my fridge: Founders Kentucky Breakfast Stout (KBS), Central Waters Peruvian Morning, Bell's Batch 10,000, Dale's Pale Ale, Capital Brewery Amber, New Glarus Moon Man, and Guinness.