A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great
seats right behind their team's bench... After the game, he asked her how
she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially
the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why
they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked,
"What do you mean?" "Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and
then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the
quarterback! Get the quarterback!" Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents! I hate to
think what they'd do if it was a whole DOLLAR!!!!
There will come a day when Barry Bonds leaves baseball, and everything about the game will be the better for it.