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Re: Jenna Jameson Gives Birth

Postby Phatferd » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:35 pm

teddy ballgame wrote:
Metroid wrote:I would say that those kids will have it rough in high school being that mommy was a pr0n star...but with Tito as their dad I highly doubt anyone will be talking smack. !+) :-b

You know some kid is going to send them some mislabeled link and have it be a video of their mom's work. I can't and don't ever want to fathom what that would be like. :-{


I had a friend in HS who had sister that always walked around naked. He thought it was no big deal because she had always done it, but when I was 14 and this hot 17 year old girl with C's was walking down the hall naked, I couldn't help but think of dirty things. It would be really weird if my sister was walking around naked, much less watching my mom have sex on video....
You have no frame of reference, Donny. You're like a child who walks into the middle of a movie...
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Re: Jenna Jameson Gives Birth

Postby Old_Style » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:46 pm

Phatferd wrote:I had a friend in HS who had sister that always walked around naked. He thought it was no big deal because she had always done it, but when I was 14 and this hot 17 year old girl with C's was walking down the hall naked, I couldn't help but think of dirty things. It would be really weird if my sister was walking around naked, much less watching my mom have sex on video....


I wish I had friends like that. :-/
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Re: Jenna Jameson Gives Birth

Postby KCollins1304 » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:47 pm

Phatferd wrote:
teddy ballgame wrote:
Metroid wrote:I would say that those kids will have it rough in high school being that mommy was a pr0n star...but with Tito as their dad I highly doubt anyone will be talking smack. !+) :-b

You know some kid is going to send them some mislabeled link and have it be a video of their mom's work. I can't and don't ever want to fathom what that would be like. :-{


I had a friend in HS who had sister that always walked around naked. He thought it was no big deal because she had always done it, but when I was 14 and this hot 17 year old girl with C's was walking down the hall naked, I couldn't help but think of dirty things. It would be really weird if my sister was walking around naked, much less watching my mom have sex on video....


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Re: Jenna Jameson Gives Birth

Postby AussieDodger » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:53 pm

kimchi_chigae wrote:Rumour has it that the kids slid right out. (weeeeeeee)


I don't think they touched the sides on the way out. O:-)
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Re: Jenna Jameson Gives Birth

Postby CadensDad » Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:05 pm

Old_Style wrote:
Phatferd wrote:I had a friend in HS who had sister that always walked around naked. He thought it was no big deal because she had always done it, but when I was 14 and this hot 17 year old girl with C's was walking down the hall naked, I couldn't help but think of dirty things. It would be really weird if my sister was walking around naked, much less watching my mom have sex on video....


I wish I had friends like that. :-/


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Re: Jenna Jameson Gives Birth

Postby Yoda » Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:36 pm

AussieDodger wrote:
kimchi_chigae wrote:Rumour has it that the kids slid right out. (weeeeeeee)


I don't think they touched the sides on the way out. O:-)


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Re: Jenna Jameson Gives Birth

Postby AussieDodger » Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:42 pm

Yoda wrote:
AussieDodger wrote:
kimchi_chigae wrote:Rumour has it that the kids slid right out. (weeeeeeee)


I don't think they touched the sides on the way out. O:-)


Quickest birth FTW!


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Re: Jenna Jameson Gives Birth

Postby jlm53089 » Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:03 pm

I dont care what any of you say.
I would have sex with Jenna Jameson.
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Re: Jenna Jameson Gives Birth

Postby Yoda » Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:23 pm

jlm53089 wrote:I would have had sex with Jenna Jameson 10 years ago.


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Re: Jenna Jameson Gives Birth

Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:22 pm

Yoda wrote:
jlm53089 wrote:I would have had sex with Jenna Jameson 10 years ago.


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