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Re: Jenna Jameson is Pregnant

Postby Yoda » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:51 am

Tito can't do better than that? I realize that she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose but still...
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Re: Jenna Jameson is Pregnant

Postby StlSluggers » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:03 am

Yoda wrote:Tito can't do better than that? I realize that she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose but still...

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Re: Jenna Jameson is Pregnant

Postby StlSluggers » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:06 am

But the devout Catholic — who has tried in vitro — told Us, "It was all in God's plan."

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Re: Jenna Jameson is Pregnant

Postby StlSluggers » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:17 am

But the devout Catholic — who has tried in vitro — told Us, "It was all in God's plan."

"I think I'm gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies!" she told Us. "I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!"

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Re: Jenna Jameson is Pregnant

Postby jlm53089 » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:56 am

I remember back in the day when me and her had our dates...
She was a super lady, no nagging or anything with all the benefits.
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Re: Jenna Jameson is Pregnant

Postby StlSluggers » Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:07 am

There's this girl I don't know.
Comes by every year or so.
And if I get the mail before my mom does than I'll stay out of trouble.
She'll change every year, even pretty without beer.
She doesn't care about my hair, my car, my tiny pee pee in the mirror.

(chorus)
Whoo, yehhh, she's finally here.
Whoo, yehhh, she comes one time a year.
Whoo, yehhh, she's finally here.
Whoo, yehhh, my plamate of the year.
She moves me. she makes me grow.
I'm so happy, and boy does it show.
Now she's going to my head, (going to my head).
I'm gonna make this milky clear, you're my, playmate of the year.

Hello, how are you?
It's great to see you too.
Let's grab a sock, it's time to rock.
And afterwards you never wanna talk.
We always agree, who's in charge here is me.
We never fight you know I'm right, it's always straight between you and me.

Let me go down on this girl for a day.
We can spin the bottle, everyone can hear her say.
That I was the best that she's ever had.
She can be my playmate, she can call me dad. (chorus)
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Re: Jenna Jameson is Pregnant

Postby Metroid » Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:41 am

Man she looks like hell. Even though she's a skank she used to at least look very attractive, now she just looks nasty. %-6
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Re: Jenna Jameson is Pregnant

Postby Neato Torpedo » Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:17 pm

Who?
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Re: Jenna Jameson is Pregnant

Postby Amazinz » Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:03 pm

It's hard to believe that Ortiz and Jameson have lasted this long. I figured it was just some celebrity fling when she started showing up at matches. However, in the post-fight press conference at Ortiz's last fight, she went nuts defending him. It was really sweet in some crazy way.
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