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Re: I Think I am going to give up Hard Liquor

Postby Metroid » Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:09 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
AquaMan2342 wrote:2. I made out with the ugliest girl in the place for like half an hour. She was nasty. Her nickname was Nasty McNasty.


:-b reminds me of when my buddy got drunk and made out with some girl we called Captain Caveman

Which in turn reminds me of when one of my buddies got drunk and made out with a girl named Natalie McMann, we called her Nate the Man. :-b
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Re: I Think I am going to give up Hard Liquor

Postby DaShiz23 » Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:33 pm

For many years, I woke up many mornings not knowing what in the H I did the night before. I am liquor-free for over 2 years. I do drink beer a bit too much every now and again, but at least I do not wake up next to strangers or beat up rooms full of strangers anymore. ;-D
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Re: I Think I am going to give up Hard Liquor

Postby bigken117 » Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:58 pm

Polar Bear wrote:I Think I am going to give up Hard Liquor


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Re: I Think I am going to give up Hard Liquor

Postby Neato Torpedo » Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:04 am

This is why I don't drink.
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Re: I Think I am going to give up Hard Liquor

Postby CadensDad » Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:05 am

bigken117 wrote:
Polar Bear wrote:I Think I am going to give up Hard Liquor


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I agree,
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Re: I Think I am going to give up Hard Liquor

Postby bigh0rt » Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:44 am

Neato Torpedo wrote:This is why I don't drink.

I don't think a single one of the story tellers in this thread regrets a single one of their stories. I know I don't.
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Re: I Think I am going to give up Hard Liquor

Postby Metroid » Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:55 am

bigh0rt wrote:
Neato Torpedo wrote:This is why I don't drink.

I don't think a single one of the story tellers in this thread regrets a single one of their stories. I know I don't.

Regret? No not really....well not anymore I guess. I did for a while though, that chick was really hot. :-C
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Re: I Think I am going to give up Hard Liquor

Postby Phatferd » Sat Mar 14, 2009 2:53 am

Metroid wrote:
bigh0rt wrote:
Neato Torpedo wrote:This is why I don't drink.

I don't think a single one of the story tellers in this thread regrets a single one of their stories. I know I don't.

Regret? No not really....well not anymore I guess. I did for a while though, that chick was really hot. :-C


If it was meant to be it was meant to be...

I have a good story about waking up next to girls you wish you didn't. I was really drunk and living down at the beach. We used to walk to the bars (5 minutes) and get wasted and walk home. I had broken up with my fiancee a few months prior and hadn't gotten back into the game and decided to take this one girl home. My friends kept trying to get me to leave the bar and go to another one with them, but I had my mind set (in hindsight they were trying to do me a favor) and was going to take this girl home.

Before I go any further, I forgot to mention that I had to get up at 5am the next morning to catch a flight out of town for business. So I take her to my house and we make out a little bit and I get up to grab "something" and can't find it. I turn on the lights and catch a glimpse of her and it wasn't pretty....At the same moment I realize I have all of the clothes I need for my trip (business attire) in the wash machine wet and they need to be dried. I proceed to tell her, "I totally forgot I have laundry to do and I need to leave for the airport in a couple hours." I run downstairs to the wash machine and turn my clothes over, call a cab for her, and by the time I came back upstairs, the cab arrived and I told her that her ride was here to pick her up.

I know it was a not so cool thing to do, but I sobered up just at the right time...
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Re: I Think I am going to give up Hard Liquor

Postby AussieDodger » Sat Mar 14, 2009 4:27 am

Phatferd wrote: and I get up to grab "something" and can't find it.


LOL best part of the story. :-b
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Re: I Think I am going to give up Hard Liquor

Postby Dan Lambskin » Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:43 am

bigh0rt wrote:
Neato Torpedo wrote:This is why I don't drink.

I don't think a single one of the story tellers in this thread regrets a single one of their stories. I know I don't.


i regret missing Metallica :,-(
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