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Polar Bear wrote:Disclaimer: This is a complete waste of a good minute of your life.
I'm sick of the hangovers and the mysterious bruises. Last Friday I was chasing shots of vodka with boilermakers and then proceeded to go outside and ask a guy who benches 350 for reps to deliver chair shots to my skull. When he refused I talked him into giving me chair shots to my back. I don't know why I asked this beast of a man to pummel me, especially with a steel chair. I don't watch wrestling and haven't since 1999. I don't think I remember doing it, although I do remember walking outside with a chair I just don't remember getting hit with it. A couple of friends were laughing about the story today and it was the first I had actually heard it. I guess they assumed I knew, but all week I thought my shoulder was sore because I went heavy on my bench press this week.
I really think I am done with the hard liquor. I don't really see the point. It taste like a mouthful of hair spray and every time I drink it I do something incredibly stupid. I enjoy drinking beer, but I'd prefer to keep it casual from now on. Enough of this frat boy stuff. God, my shoulder is killing me and has disrupted my sleep all week. All for one night that I don't really remember. Even if i get a little drunk off Beer I don't act like that.
I know nobody actually cares about my decision considering nobody really knows me, but I can't be the only one that liquor messes up like this or maybe I am just that immature. I just found out why my shoulder has been sore all week and feel a bit stupid to be quite honest.
Anyone else quit drinking liquor for these reasons? My body just can't take the abuse anymore.
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